Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Last Comic Standing 4
Hubby aka Brian McKim will be on Last Comic Standing July, 5 at 9 PM. It's Part 2 of the semi-finals.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Last Comic Standing 2
We wrote 4,000 words about our Last Comic Standing audition. It's over at SHECKYmagazine.com.
Friday, June 18, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
Samantha Moore Is A Crafty One
Our nephew's girlfriend, Samantha Moore, recently had one of her craft projects featured on HGTV. I can't believe her butterflies have a more recent TV credit than I do!
Personally, I think they need to give the girl her own show. She's adorable! People would tune in just to see her hair.
Personally, I think they need to give the girl her own show. She's adorable! People would tune in just to see her hair.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Fantasy Cat League
While in Raleigh this past weekend, we picked up a copy of the Independent Weekly which is the free local entertainment rag.
On page 29, under the title "Pet Personals" we saw an ad for two kitties up for adoption at the Wake County Animal Adoption Center.
Sadly, hubby and I travel too frequently to have pets, but these guys were hard to resist.
I love Cat #1 because he has a riverboat gambler mustache. His name is Archie but I'd call him Gaylord Ravenal after the character in Showboat. On Halloween-- or when I was merely bored-- I would dress him up in a long waistcoast and vest then make him sing Negro spirituals. Oh, the fun, I could have with Gaylord.
Cat #2 is even better since his nose looks like a penis. His name is MooMoo but I'd have to call him Dickface. Although, there's a good chance I'd call all my cats Dickface.
If I ever do get into the position to adopt a pet, I would probably try to get a Kitler aka Cat That Looks Like Hitler. But, first, we have to get our hands on a three-legged dog. That's our real dream.
On page 29, under the title "Pet Personals" we saw an ad for two kitties up for adoption at the Wake County Animal Adoption Center.
Sadly, hubby and I travel too frequently to have pets, but these guys were hard to resist.
I love Cat #1 because he has a riverboat gambler mustache. His name is Archie but I'd call him Gaylord Ravenal after the character in Showboat. On Halloween-- or when I was merely bored-- I would dress him up in a long waistcoast and vest then make him sing Negro spirituals. Oh, the fun, I could have with Gaylord.
Cat #2 is even better since his nose looks like a penis. His name is MooMoo but I'd have to call him Dickface. Although, there's a good chance I'd call all my cats Dickface.
If I ever do get into the position to adopt a pet, I would probably try to get a Kitler aka Cat That Looks Like Hitler. But, first, we have to get our hands on a three-legged dog. That's our real dream.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
There Is Nothing Like A Dame
This past Saturday, as I was onstage (which was really just a dance floor) performing for seven people (five of whom were employees) at a military base (Air Force), I thought to myself, "This show can't get any weirder.
Then these guys walked in!
I love this picture because I actually look like I've been captured and perhaps decapitated by the natives.
My glowing demonic eyes are also a nice touch. I could be in the 15th Twilight movie.
I can see it now, Bella Swan (played by me since Kristen Stewart will probably be in rehab) is now middle-aged, has divorced the vampire and sets out on a wacky vacation to mend her broken heart. Think "Bella Got Her Groove Back."
I'm sure at least seven people (five of whom are employees) would go see that flick!
Then these guys walked in!
I love this picture because I actually look like I've been captured and perhaps decapitated by the natives. My glowing demonic eyes are also a nice touch. I could be in the 15th Twilight movie.
I can see it now, Bella Swan (played by me since Kristen Stewart will probably be in rehab) is now middle-aged, has divorced the vampire and sets out on a wacky vacation to mend her broken heart. Think "Bella Got Her Groove Back."
I'm sure at least seven people (five of whom are employees) would go see that flick!
Monday, June 7, 2010
Hope And Clearance
We saw these Barack Obama basketballs on the clearance rack at K-Mart today. It took everything I had not to do a little early Christmas shopping.
Do you think Obama plays with his own balls? Oh, come on, get your minds out of the gutter!
Do you think Obama plays with his own balls? Oh, come on, get your minds out of the gutter!
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
An Inconvenient Marriage
Al and Tipper Gore have separated. Does this mean Al will finally come out of the closet? (Not that there's anything wrong with that... well,unless you're married to him.)
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