It only seems like a horrific idea until your twenty year old toaster dies, its budget priced replacement lasts only three months and a downtrodden would-be toaster mentality limits one's choices to: the broiler, tongs and burn ointment, scouring eBay for a toaster from the 1950s or coughing up too much dough for a new toaster that doesn't suck -- or way too much dough for one that doesn't suck and has slots long enough to handle the newfangled extra wide bread. Thank you Bimbo for a bad idea that just might distract an anxiety that neither Prozac nor Jack Daniels can make go away.
Traci Skene is a veteran professional comedian and author and an accomplished humor writer and blogger. She was a featured performer on Episode 3, Season 7 of NBC's "Last Comic Standing." She's a regular contributor to US Weekly's "Fashion Police." With her husband, comedian Brian McKim, she is the author of "The Comedy Bible: The Complete Resource for Aspiring Comedians." Her most recent book, "Sometimes Ask A Man," is available for download on Amazon.com! in 1999, she established the influential online standup comedy website SHECKYmagazine.com.
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It only seems like a horrific idea until your twenty year old toaster dies, its budget priced replacement lasts only three months and a downtrodden would-be toaster mentality limits one's choices to: the broiler, tongs and burn ointment, scouring eBay for a toaster from the 1950s or coughing up too much dough for a new toaster that doesn't suck -- or way too much dough for one that doesn't suck and has slots long enough to handle the newfangled extra wide bread. Thank you Bimbo for a bad idea that just might distract an anxiety that neither Prozac nor Jack Daniels can make go away.
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