This past Saturday, as I was onstage (which was really just a dance floor) performing for seven people (five of whom were employees) at a military base (Air Force), I thought to myself, "This show can't get any weirder.
Then these guys walked in!
I love this picture because I actually look like I've been captured and perhaps decapitated by the natives.
My glowing demonic eyes are also a nice touch. I could be in the 15th Twilight movie.
I can see it now, Bella Swan (played by me since Kristen Stewart will probably be in rehab) is now middle-aged, has divorced the vampire and sets out on a wacky vacation to mend her broken heart. Think "Bella Got Her Groove Back."
I'm sure at least seven people (five of whom are employees) would go see that flick!