On page 29, under the title "Pet Personals" we saw an ad for two kitties up for adoption at the Wake County Animal Adoption Center.
Sadly, hubby and I travel too frequently to have pets, but these guys were hard to resist.
I love Cat #1 because he has a riverboat gambler mustache. His name is Archie but I'd call him Gaylord Ravenal after the character in Showboat. On Halloween-- or when I was merely bored-- I would dress him up in a long waistcoast and vest then make him sing Negro spirituals. Oh, the fun, I could have with Gaylord.
Cat #2 is even better since his nose looks like a penis. His name is MooMoo but I'd have to call him Dickface. Although, there's a good chance I'd call all my cats Dickface.
If I ever do get into the position to adopt a pet, I would probably try to get a Kitler aka Cat That Looks Like Hitler. But, first, we have to get our hands on a three-legged dog. That's our real dream.
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"Are you a cat person or a dog person?"
"I like both, but I brake for dogs."
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