Wednesday, May 19, 2010

My Husband's Toe Has A Hitler Moustache

A few months ago, hubby opened the sofa bed on his toe resulting in a hideous black mark. In a few more months, it'll look like his toe is wearing a bad toupee.

Additionally, he has a burn mark on his left foot from a grease splatter and a matching burn mark on his right foot from boiling water. So, along with the Hitler moustache, he's also been rocking the stigmata look.

It's a good thing he doesn't like to wear mandals.


Anonymous said...

Please, Traci, stop the hate!

DamnCat said...

Doesn't look like a mustache to me.

But if you drew lashes above and below the nail it would look like an eyeball. Then he could wear sandals and look up girls' skirts.