Pork: It's What's For After Dinner

Argentinians are lucky. Our president spends all his time talking about the economy and healthcare and how everything is Bush's fault and all sorts of other things that cause his cabinet members to fall asleep during his speeches.

Their president talks about pork... and porking.

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (AP) -- Argentina's president thinks eating pig meat is really sexy.

Many people in this beef-loving nation reacted with surprise Thursday after Cristina Fernandez promoted pork in a speech during which she not only said pork is better than Viagra, but suggested she's personally proven it.

"I didn't know that eating pork improved sexual activity," Fernandez said in a meeting with representatives of the swine industry late Wednesday. "It is much more gratifying to eat some grilled pork than to take Viagra."

Kind of gives the phrase pulled pork a whole new meaning.

But, if the other white meat leads to a better sex life, I guess Argentinians can rule out ever having sex with Jews.

Hmmmm... didn't a lot of Nazis flee to Argentina after the WWII?

I'm just sayin' is all.