Remember when we used to sit in the back of biology class and giggle at the line drawings of a man's penis? Well, those heady, innocent days are over, my friend. Todays kids can learn about the swallowing, fisting and pre-schooler on pre-schooler sex.
It's enough to make you want to shower... but not in the high school locker room. I shudder to think what's going on in there!
The folks at Big Government have released audio tapes from a 2000 GLSEN (Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network) conference headed by President Obama's current Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings. This goes way beyond teaching teens how to put a condom on a banana.
It makes Joycelyn Elders' promotion of masturbation look about as innocent as Steve Burns' hints on Blues Clues.
Gay teens, straight teens and nerds who have no chance of ever getting laid teens should not be spoonfed (for all I know that's a new sexual position I am not aware of) sexually graphic material by adults. At the very least, it's creepy.
Aside from the basics, teens should be left to figure out all this sex stuff on their own. Bra clasp fumbling, accidental tongue chomping and dry humping used to be a right of passage. Now a kid goes to the sophomore dance knowing the correct technique for fisting.
How did we go from preventing teen pregnancy to this?
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