Well, I Guess He Told Me

I've been challenged. This is how the letter begins.

You know, I have put up with a ton of crap from Traci Skene at Shecky Magazine for awhile now.

A few weeks ago, he said he was putting up with a ton of crap from Brian McKim at Shecky Magazine. Since he didn't direct his vitriol at me as well-- there's a reason we call ourselves the Male Half and the Female Half-- I jokingly called him sexist.

I've moved on. Aparently, he hasn't. Now he wants a comedy knowledge throwdown of sorts.

As of right now, until you can stand up to me in a public forum on the phone or live in person, you are little more than something the toilet overflowed.

He pal, I'm much more than something the toilet overflowed.

Read the entire hilarious letter at SHECKYmagazine.com.