Sunday, November 29, 2009

It's Getting Hot In Here. So Take Off All Your Clothes.

With the inconvenient truth of Climategate becoming public, Al Gore must be sweating his balls off and it's not because of global warming.

I can imagine the former Vice-President burying his Nobel Peace Prize in his backyard yelling, "Tipper, they took away my presidency, they're not taking away my major award. Now go hide my Oscar in the low-flush toilet tank."

I seriously want to put my carbon footprint up his overly tight ass.

It's only a matter of time before it's revealed that Al Gore was in on the hoax. Or, it's only a matter of time before it's revealed that he is the most gullible human on the planet we are currently not destroying. Either way, he's an opportunist of the worst kind. Only time will tell is he's an evil opportunist or merely a stupid one.

Perhaps he was so upset about the "stolen election" that he perpetrated this hoax as a way of seeking revenge on the American people by destroying our economy and thus our political system. Hmmmmm... interesting theory... somebody alert Art Bell!

At the very least, Gorezilla should be forced to pay Ed Begley Jr.'s therapy bills.

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