With your President in a standing position, take a treat and hold it near the floor, under his nose. As your President reaches down to get it (he may try to lie down), slip your hand under his belly to hold his rear end up. Hold him in that position and say, "Take a bow." Keep the treat right by his nose, but don't feed him. Stay there for just a second, release him, and then feed the treat.
With much practice, soon your President will be bowing like a pro!
Next week, tips on teaching your President how to roll over... on healthcare.
4 comments:
This is too good! Couldn't we include some light electrical shock as a sort of negative reinforcement, though? I'd like to see him whimper when he doesn't get it right!
Now now, it's not necessary to inflict any pain. Besides, I think living with Michelle is enough negative reinforcement.
Point taken about life with Gigantor, but mark my words, he's going to try it again...
The man is incorrigible, a lech of boundless energy and dire purpose. Now it's a Brazilian, you say? How many 'oughts' follows the 1 in a Brazilian? I bet it's a bunch!
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