Sunday, November 15, 2009
How To Teach A President To Bow
With your President in a standing position, take a treat and hold it near the floor, under his nose. As your President reaches down to get it (he may try to lie down), slip your hand under his belly to hold his rear end up. Hold him in that position and say, "Take a bow." Keep the treat right by his nose, but don't feed him. Stay there for just a second, release him, and then feed the treat.
With much practice, soon your President will be bowing like a pro!
Next week, tips on teaching your President how to roll over... on healthcare.