People will need to consider turning vegetarian if the world is to conquer climate change, according to a leading authority on global warming.I'm going to open up a restaurant that serves Lord Stern of Brentford Burgers. They will contain 100% bull.
In an interview with The Times, Lord Stern of Brentford said: “Meat is a wasteful use of water and creates a lot of greenhouse gases. It puts enormous pressure on the world’s resources. A vegetarian diet is better.”
The Lordster continues:
"People change their notion of what is responsible. They will increasingly ask about the carbon content of their food."I only ask about the carbon content of my food if it's burnt.
Can we all agree that this has gone too far? When a grown man who insists on being called Lord-- hell, that's not even something Jesus did-- tells a world full of Omnivores that they should be Herbivores just to support an unproven theory that greenhouse gasses are destroying the planet, we need to agree that this has gone too far.
Perhaps Lord Stern of Brentford should take a sack of KFC Bowls over to Ethopia to feed the starving children. Nobody with a distended belly is going to say, "What is the carbon content of this original recipe chicken?"
I think Lord Stern's brain matter has been replaced with special sauce.
If I want to eat bacon, I'll eat bacon. If I want to eat salad, I'll eat salad. If I want to eat a salad with hot bacon dressing, I'll eat a salad with hot bacon dressing!
The planet was around for 5 billion years before McDonalds ever served their first Big Mac. Serving 5 billion all-beef patties is not going to destroy what man didn't even have a hand in creating.