Los Angeles has a way of making me feel fat. There are a lot of skinny women in this town. I think in Spanish "Los Angeles" really means The Assless.
Yesterday, we went to a taping of the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. Ellen Page was one of the guests. The specimens in Bodies: The Exibition have more meat on them than this Juno star. The only way TV could put ten pounds on Ellen Page is if she actually swallowed a 10-lb. television.
People stare at me when I'm in Los Angeles. I must look like somebody who used to be famous. The Mexican men stare at me for different reasons. Apparently, a white woman with soccer thighs is a rare but amazing sight.