Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.
Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.
Selena Gomez
Accepted: Hey Cindy Lauper, there's a new girl who wants to have fun.
Rejected: Somebody needs to text her about her texture.
Rachel Bilson
Accepted: The Miami Vice look never goes out of style. Oh, wait, yes it does.
Rejected: Winner of the Mylar Challenge.
Kelly Clarkson
Accepted: Behold the human Muppet!
Rejected: From K-Mart's Janis Joplin Collection.
1 comment:
Ha! I like the rejected ones better.
US Weekly? Is that a news magazine? ;)
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