Sunday, August 9, 2009

Rejected Us Weekly Fashion Police Jokes 26

I have been a Top Cop for Us Weekly's Fashion Police since 2001. (Why do men always call it "U.S." Weekly even when they see it spelled with a big "U" and a small "s"?)

Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.

Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.



Selena Gomez

Accepted: Hey Cindy Lauper, there's a new girl who wants to have fun.

Rejected: Somebody needs to text her about her texture.

Rachel Bilson

Accepted: The Miami Vice look never goes out of style. Oh, wait, yes it does.

Rejected: Winner of the Mylar Challenge.

Kelly Clarkson

Accepted: Behold the human Muppet!

Rejected: From K-Mart's Janis Joplin Collection.

1 comment:

funnyerik9 said...

Ha! I like the rejected ones better.

US Weekly? Is that a news magazine? ;)