I hate mammogram day. Oh well, such is the life of the over-40 woman.
Last time, I actually got a joke out of the deal when the technician said, "We're going to need the bigger machine." When I asked why she said, "You're breasts aren't big, they're just wide." So, I said, "Oh great, I have side impact air bags."
Male comics who complain about female comics doing mammogram material have obviously never had a mammogram... or the equivalent. Trust me, if there was a penogram, every guy comic out there over 40 would have 15 minutes on the subject.