I hate mammogram day. Oh well, such is the life of the over-40 woman.
Last time, I actually got a joke out of the deal when the technician said, "We're going to need the bigger machine." When I asked why she said, "You're breasts aren't big, they're just wide." So, I said, "Oh great, I have side impact air bags."
Male comics who complain about female comics doing mammogram material have obviously never had a mammogram... or the equivalent. Trust me, if there was a penogram, every guy comic out there over 40 would have 15 minutes on the subject.
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Guys are wimps. They'd have hours on the subject.
"We're going to need the bigger machine."
1) "Can I quote you on my Facebook page?"
2) "At least he didn't say they needed the long machine."
3) "That's what she said."
My left boob still hurts 32 hours later. What did they do to my poor left boob?
How about the good old prostate exam...
But you never hear a female comic complain about a male comic doing prostate material. One mammogram joke, however, and I'm a "typical female comic."
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