Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.
Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.
Drew Barrymore
Accepted: After she won the potato sack race, Drew refused to give the sack back.
Rejected: She got up from the picnic table and took the tablecloth with her.
Melissa Joan Hart
Accepted: The very first one-woman Disney parade!
Rejected: Hey, Little Miss Muffett! Where's your tuffett?
Carlos Santana
Rejected: He's the scariest ice cream man ever!
Rejected: Apparently, guitar heroes don't own mirrors.
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