Brian The Tiger

My husband has finally given me permission to post this picture from our recent trip to Hawaii. Consider this a cautionary tale. This is what happens to a person of Irish ancestry who lounges by the pool and ignores his nagging wife when she waves around a tube of 30 sunblock and repeatedly says, "Put it on! Put it on!"



His explanation for the tiger pattern is painfully honest, "The bottom stripes are from my book. The top stripes are from my man tits."