Friday, May 8, 2009

One Step Forward, Two Steps Back

In an interview with Ladies Home Journal, glassy-eyed American Idol judge and former '80's off-key video star, Paula Abdul finally-- and I do mean finally-- admitted to having an addiction to pain killers. Or did she?

In a statement released today, Abdul claims she wasn't in rehab. No, it appears she was just... relaxing. Ohhhhh reallllly? This is better than Charles Barkley claiming his was misquoted in his autobiography.
"I want to make it perfectly clear to everyone that I have never been addicted to or abused drugs in my life," Abdul said. "I have never been drunk. I have never entered a rehab or detox treatment center.

"I spent time hiking, bicycling, doing yoga and enjoying the spa. As anyone who has visited the La Costa Resort knows, it is a luxury hotel, not a rehab facility."

Yes, you spent some time hiking, bicycling and doing yoga right after you spent some time puking into a bucket.

Seriously, Paula?

If you've never been addicted and you've never been drunk then how do you explain the vacant stare, incoherent statements and inability to hold your head up. Good God woman, you've been practically drooling into your big red Coca-Cola sponsored cup!

Maybe you did go to rehab but you were so highed-up you merely thought you were on vacation.

1 comment:

Dirty Ert said...

Isn't the first thing every addict says is "I am not an addict"?