Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Back To The Bull

Rodeo star aka Jewel's husband, Ty Murray was kicked off Lap Dancing With The Stars last night. His departure wasn't a shock. If anything, it's amazing that he lasted as long as he did.

When the show first started he was terrible. Here's what I said about him week one during the Watch With Comics, Dancing With The Stars Tweetcast.
I think Jewel's tooth could dance better than Jewel's husband.

A rodeo clown needs to come out and take Ty off the dance floor.

Ty is approaching the cha cha just like bull riding. Does that mean they're going to cinch up his scrotum?

I haven't seen this many sixes thrown around since the last time I went to a Satanist convention.
But my cowboy hat is off to the man, he did indeed improve, going from John Wayne to Fred Astaire in a matter of weeks.

Here he is during the show's premier:



Now here's Ty gliding across the dance floor a few weeks later:



Ty may not be as inspirational as a deaf contestant or a dancer with a fake leg (Marlee Matlin and Heather Mills) but he sure does make us normal folk think that maybe, just maybe, we could be ballroom dancers.

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