Have you seen the new first dog? Her name is Michelle Obama.
Oh yeah, I went there! Bang zoom!
His name is Bo. He's a Portuguese Water Dog. From this picture he looks like he's inherited the First Lady's fashion sense.
On the campaign trail, President Obama said he would adopt a dog from a shelter. Instead, he got the dog from Ted Kennedy. Now even our First Pooch is a snobola.
The White House says that a Portuguese Water Dog was chosen because of Malia's allergies. According to Wikipedia, "Though some breeders claim they are a hypoallergenic dog breed, there is no scientific evidence to support this claim."
So, the decision to adopt this particular dog was based on junk science? Great. What hope do we have for a sound energy policy if the President of The United States can't even find the time to check Wikipedia.