Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Bitch Set Me Up!

(The title, of course, was a phrase uttered by the infamous Marion Berry. To this day, I try to work it into everyday conversations.)

So, it looks like Joe Biden's daughter was set up.
The video purporting to show Vice President Joe Biden's daughter Ashley snorting cocaine was preplanned by a man trying to get rich selling the tape, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

The man, who is apparently a friend of Ashley's, even bought the cocaine and the hidden camera, our investigation has uncovered.
If somebody tried to set me up, they would leave the party with a video of me saying, "No, thank you, I don't do cocaine." (I would probably also mutter something about my bad sinuses and fear of prison.)

I'm just saying is all.

1 comment:

Al Romas said...

Set up, schmet up. She did snort cocaine. The rest of the story is pointless.Wasn't it her Dad who coined "Drug Czar"? Hee, hee, hee...