Friday, February 27, 2009

Rejected Us Weekly Fashion Police Jokes 23

I have been a Top Cop for Us Weekly's Fashion Police since 2001. (Why do men always call it "U.S." Weekly even when they see it spelled with a big "U" and a small "s"?)

Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.

Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.

Thandie Newton

Accepted: Ice skates would complete this outfit.

Rejected: Cirque de Suckè.

Sharon Stone

Accepted: Someone should steal her Steeler's hat.

Rejected: Flush it down the super bowl.

Ivana Trump

Rejected: Comfort trumps fashion.

Rejected: Likes a latte with her muffin top.

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