Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.
Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.
Thandie Newton
Accepted: Ice skates would complete this outfit.
Rejected: Cirque de Suckè.
Sharon Stone
Accepted: Someone should steal her Steeler's hat.
Rejected: Flush it down the super bowl.
Ivana Trump
Rejected: Comfort trumps fashion.
Rejected: Likes a latte with her muffin top.
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