Monday, February 23, 2009

Oscar Twitter Throwdown

I had fun last night twittering for Watch With Comics. I'm not sure I would have made it past the first hour of the broadcast had I not been able to publicly mock the proceedings. Here's a sample of the lines I wrote throughout the night.
I hope Heath Ledger wins for Best Original Drug Score.

I liked Angelina Jolie better when she used to make-out with her brother.

Only Charo can understand Penelope Cruz when she speaks.

Mickey Rourke needs to change the blades on his Flowbee.

What city is Hugh Jackman from in Australia? Squaresville?

Anne Hathaway can't sing, she can't dance but she likes anal... allegedly.
It's fun to have to write jokes quickly plus the other comics really cracked my up. Ah, you gotta love the internet.


Suzy said...

Heath line, brilliant.

Suzy said...

Mickey Rourke - also terrific.

I have to re-comment because I can't remember things from one minute to the next.