I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up

One of my favorite activities while flying is reading the Sky Mall catalog. It's filled with all kids of pointless yet must-have items like doggy stairs, door knob security bars and chilled shot machines.

For pure comic value, however, my favorite is the Sky Rest Travel Pillow.



It's perfect for the traveling alcoholic on your shopping list! I sure hope it's drool absorbent.

My new worst fear is sitting in a window seat next to a stranger in an aisle seat who has brought the monstrosity on to the plane. The chance of you getting past this slumbering nitwit to go to the bathroom is slim to none.