Monday, January 12, 2009

A Master's Degree In Stupidity

We're only 12 days into the new year, but I think I've already found the winner of the 2009 Whore Of The Year Award.

From the Telegraph.Co.Uk...
A student who is auctioning her virginity to pay for a masters degree in Family and Marriage therapy has seen bidding hit £2.5million ($3.7m).
My head, she spins!

Which is funnier yet more appalling? A 22-year-old who thinks she's worthy of a 3.7 million dollar entrance fee or a whore who wants to someday counsel families and married couples? Somebody call VH-1! I think we have a new reality show in the making!

Natalie Dylan got the idea for her online auction from her sister who paid for her own tuition by fellating dudes for cash during a three week stretch. I would have loved to have sat next to her in Creative Writing Class when she read from her paper "What I Did On My Summer Vacation."

Mom and dad must be so proud.

My only hope is that Natalie Dylan is really a female Sascha Baron Cohen and this whole stunt is just part of a Borat-type movie. Otherwise, our whole culture is just going down the dumper.

Ms. Dylan seriously needs to get a job, preferably one that requires hard work and not hard men. The school needs to bounce her whore-y ass out on the streets and then totally revamp their Women's Studies Department. And the family of these two nitwits should just pray they don't go for their PhD's.

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