Friday, January 30, 2009

Bad Hair Week

What is Arizona doing to my hair? Is it the lack of humidity? Hard water? The giant bottle of Suave Clean Rinse in the guest room shower?

If my hair were any flatter it would actually be inside my head.

I look like Steven Perry from Journey.

I need to buy a hat. But not an Arizona Cardinals Super Bowl Hat. As an Eagles' fan, I would rather look like an '80's rocker than a turncoat.

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