Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.
Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.
Mena Suvari
Accepted: A cover-up that needs a cover-up?
Rejected: What a wood nymph would wear on a cruise.
Elle Macpherson
Accepted: What the Elle is that?!
Rejected: Apparently, she couldn't afford the entire tiger suit.
Viggo Mortensen
Rejected: What the Beatles wore when they performed in Hell.
Rejected: What Santa wore in the '60's.
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