Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.
Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.
Marissa Jaret Winokur
I didn't submit comments for this photo. I guess I felt bad about making fun of a chubby chic who is trying to look nice.
Debra Messing
Rejected: Looks like Debra forgot de bra.
Rejected: Dress made from the flag of The Republic of Lameland.
Melanie Brown
Accepted: Star Wars V: Return of the Cleavage.
Rejected: "Thank you for flying Air Mars."
3 comments:
I laughed at the one about Air Mars -- but I suppose they can't take 2 comments on the same celeb. That Spice Girl's boobage is scary.
You're right, we can only hope for one comment per celeb. But now there are so many writers we're lucky if we can get 2-3 comments accepted per issue.
I usually submit 5-10 jokes per photo.
Traci,
I saw your picture in the Nov 5 issue of Us Weekly - you were on the look a like page toward the back.
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