Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Nudist Group Wants Clothing-Optional Polling Site

Hanging chads... exit polls... pull the lever... let the punchlines begin!
LAND O' LAKES, Fla. (AP) - A nudist community on Florida's west coast wants to establish the first clothing-optional polling site.
Oh boy, I wonder if the election site would still be manned by little old ladies? Please don't even mention their cookies!

Nudists just may be the most self-centered, egotistical people on the planet. Do they have to be naked for everything? Can't they keep it in their pants when they get out the vote?

Oh well, I suppose it would cut down on long lines. Who wants to stand in front of a creepy naked guy for six hours?

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