My husband has decided that Lacey Schwimmer-- dance partner of Lance Bass-- is his favorite Dancing With The Stars babe. This makes me happy because most people think she's fat. I like that my husband is attracted to a pair of thighs that could crush a man's skull.
Hubby doesn't really watch the show. Usually he just sits in his office chair, several feet away from the TV, looking up occasionally to assess the women and their costumes. If he starts coughing, I know he likes what he sees. Last night he coughed... a lot.
For their first dance, Lance and Lacey mambo-ed to a song called "Let's Go Straight To Number One" by Touch And Go. I think my husband's pants went from six to twelve.
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