Thursday, October 16, 2008

Skene's Gland

As a female named Skene, I have been aware of the Skene's Gland for most of my adult life. What is the Skene's Gland, you ask? Well, kids, Skene's Gland is the fancy name for the G Spot.

I suppose since all of my glands are technically Skene's glands, that would make me a walking, talking, breathing G Spot. Remember that the next time you shake my hand.

But I had no idea that the word "Skene" has worked its way into the cutting edge, sexual vernacular. When I saw my clan's name pop up in the Urban Dictionary I swelled with pride. (Yes, it was only pride that made me swell. Get your minds out of the gutter!)

A more defined word for skeeting - for females only. Yes, that's right. Skene is the female version of "skeet."

Origin of Word:
The Skene's glands are glands located on the upper wall of the vagina, around the lower end of the urethra. They are also homologous with the male's prostate gland. It is believed Skene's glands are the cause of FEMALE EJACULATION and g-spot orgasms. The glands were named after the physician who described them first, Alexander Skeen.
"Skene, skene, skene like a water hose."

.. maybe for the over-ejaculating females it should be "Skene, skene, skene like a firehose."

Our tartan consists of red, green and blue. Is it time to add white?

1 comment:

Simon Jester said...

The pursuit of knowledge is it's own reward.

I'll wear gloves.