Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.
Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.
Nicollette Sheridan
Rejected: Gold medalist in the "I'm Special" Olympics.
Rejected: Winner of this year's Whore De France.
Daniel Radcliffe
Rejected: Lawrence Welk for the New Millenium.
Rejected: I think he's been smoking too much potter.
Carla Gugino
Rejected: Please welcome the Ambassador from Bohemia.
Rejected: Free bong with every purchase.
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