Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.
Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.
Emmy Rossum
Accepted: Top: The Louvre. Bottom: biker bar.
Rejected: I love a hat that looks like a baboon's ass!
Kate Beckinsale
Accepted: Toothpaste sure does shoot out of the tube fast!
Rejected: She's taking her bubble bath with her.
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