Thursday, October 2, 2008

Rejected Us Weekly Fashion Police Jokes 17

I have been a Top Cop for Us Weekly's Fashion Police since 2001. (Why do men always call it "U.S." Weekly even when they see it spelled with a big "U" and a small "s"?)

Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.

Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.

Emmy Rossum

Accepted: Top: The Louvre. Bottom: biker bar.

Rejected: I love a hat that looks like a baboon's ass!

Kate Beckinsale

Accepted: Toothpaste sure does shoot out of the tube fast!

Rejected: She's taking her bubble bath with her.

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