Porno Bingo

I never thought it was possible to do a spit take when you're not drinking anything but a report on Porno Bingo made me spray my coffee table.

"Under The Pink Carpet" is a gay themed news show on MindTv. To be honest, I'm not one to watch gay themed news shows in the middle of the afternoon-- not that there's anything wrong with that-- but on my way to the Phillies pre-game show "Porno Bingo" caught my attention.

The reporter, who is a self-proclaimed "fag hag" was interviewing the creator of Porno Bingo about his previous life as a porn star.

He says, "I've been in 48 porn films."

To this, her response was:

"Why Bingo?"

Why Bingo?! The man says he's appeared in 48 pornos and all she can think of is, "Why Bingo?" Did "Why porn?" ever cross her mind?

I howled. I rarely laugh alone but I couldn't help myself.

Why Bingo? I'm going to be laughing about that one for at least another ten minutes.