Saturday, September 6, 2008

Assaulted By His Halloweenie

For Halloween this year, I'm going to dress my dog up like a lobster rape victim.

(Authorities are analyzing drawn butter found at the scene for DNA evidence.)


Anonymous said...

That butter DNA could be flawed by the addition of garlic. A common trick used by lobster rapists everywhere.

Traci Skene said...

Did you learn that by watching CSI Bangor?