For Halloween this year, I'm going to dress my dog up like a lobster rape victim.
(Authorities are analyzing drawn butter found at the scene for DNA evidence.)
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That butter DNA could be flawed by the addition of garlic. A common trick used by lobster rapists everywhere.
Did you learn that by watching CSI Bangor?
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