Rejected Us Weekly Fashion Police Jokes 15

I have been a Top Cop for Us Weekly's Fashion Police since 2001. (Why do men always call it "U.S." Weekly even when they see it spelled with a big "U" and a small "s"?)

Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.

Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.



Rachael Bilson

Accepted: From O.C. to "Oh, boy!"

Rejected: When cruising, never shop at each port.

Sophie Monk

Rejected: In training for the Laundry Olympics.

Rejected: "Party in the dorm room--stat!"

Fergie

Rejected: Purchased at a head shop in ancient Greece.

Rejected: Fergalaughable.