Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.
Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.

Rachael Bilson
Accepted: From O.C. to "Oh, boy!"
Rejected: When cruising, never shop at each port.
Sophie Monk
Rejected: In training for the Laundry Olympics.
Rejected: "Party in the dorm room--stat!"
Fergie
Rejected: Purchased at a head shop in ancient Greece.
Rejected: Fergalaughable.
1 comment:
sorry Us mag, but I laughed!! :)
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