Madonna's Look Is Causing A Commotion

I'm glad I'm too poor to afford plastic surgery. Apparently, money plus a mirror plus too much time, often equals hideous results.

Spend a few minutes over at AwfulPlasticSurgery.com and you'll find the strength to grow old gracefully. Their recent posting, about the Material Girl's medical debacle, compared her new look to Skeletor.

Here's a London Daily Mail pic:




I think she looks more like Jar Jar Binks.



And by the time she's 60, she'll move like him as well.