Was in the Trop in Vegas where they have the Titanic exhibit and the Bodies exhibit. In the elevator an old woman asked me, 'Do you know where the bodies of the Titanic show is?' Now that would be worth checking out.
Madonna is going to age. She just isn't going to age gracefully. What a shame, I'd imagined her rocking the world at 70, looking 70. She coulda bin a contenda!
why am I always finding myself staring at the testicles hanging in mid-air? I couldn't stop doing this at the exhibit and it was the first thing I looked at now. Sheesh.
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Really didn't need to see that.
Was in the Trop in Vegas where they have the Titanic exhibit and the Bodies exhibit. In the elevator an old woman asked me, 'Do you know where the bodies of the Titanic show is?' Now that would be worth checking out.
Oh, please tell me you didn't correct her.
What didn't you need to see... the dead body or Madonna?
Madonna is going to age. She just isn't going to age gracefully. What a shame, I'd imagined her rocking the world at 70, looking 70. She coulda bin a contenda!
I thought the dead body was Madonna...and no I did not correct her.
why am I always finding myself staring at the testicles hanging in mid-air? I couldn't stop doing this at the exhibit and it was the first thing I looked at now. Sheesh.
Interesting, because I couldn't stop staring at Madonna's testicles.
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