Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.
Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.
Portia de Rossi
Rejected: No wonder Ellen cries so much.
Rejected: Finally, a lipstick lesbian who actually wears lipstick!
Solange Knowles
Rejected: That hotel sure has some fancy towels.
Rejected: The top half doubles as a floatation device.
Hilary Duff
Accepted: Now working part-time as a Bunny Ranch realtor.
Rejected: Duffinately hideous.
Kendra Wilson
Accepted: Now starring in The Boys Next Door.
Rejected: You could fit all of Hef's girlfriends in those shorts.
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