Monday, June 30, 2008

Rejected Us Weekly Fashion Police Jokes 13

I have been a Top Cop for Us Weekly's Fashion Police since 2001. (Why do men always call it "U.S." Weekly even when they see it spelled with a big "U" and a small "s"?)

Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.

Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.

Jodie Sweetin (From Full House)

Rejected: A full rack beats a full house.

Rejected: The Not-So-Little Mermaid.

Natalie Imbruglia

Rejected: It's an apron that doubles as body armor.

Rejected: It's N-aussie-ating.

Adrienne Bailon

Accepted: I have underwear longer than these shorts.

Rejected: From Cheetah-licious to Cheetah-laughable.

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