Sunday, June 1, 2008

Rejected Us Weekly Fashion Police Jokes 12

I have been a Top Cop for Us Weekly's Fashion Police since 2001. (Why do men always call it "U.S." Weekly even when they see it spelled with a big "U" and a small "s"?)

Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.

Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.

Michelle Trachtenberg

Rejected: Butterflies are free... of fashion sense.

Rejected: Shrink-wrapped and ready to go!

Janet Jackson

Accepted: Janet's just on her way to meeting Yoda for brunch.

Rejected: "My name in Princess. Miss Leia if you're nasty."

Danity Kane's Aubrey O'Day

Rejected: What a stripper wears to a tap recital.

Rejected: It's Slovenia.

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