Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.
Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.

Michelle Trachtenberg
Rejected: Butterflies are free... of fashion sense.
Rejected: Shrink-wrapped and ready to go!
Janet Jackson
Accepted: Janet's just on her way to meeting Yoda for brunch.
Rejected: "My name in Princess. Miss Leia if you're nasty."
Danity Kane's Aubrey O'Day
Rejected: What a stripper wears to a tap recital.
Rejected: It's hip...in Slovenia.
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