Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Rejected Us Weekly Fashion Police Jokes 10

I have been a Top Cop for Us Weekly's Fashion Police since 2001. (Why do men always call it "U.S." Weekly even when they see it spelled with a big "U" and a small "s"?)

Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.

Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.

Katherine Heigl

Accepted: She won't get Knocked Up in that coat!

Rejected: Look through a microscope and you'll see the same pattern.

Cynthia Nixon

Accepted: Her tailor was well-trained in upholstery.

Rejected: Never buy a coat from the homeless.

Amy Poehler

Accepted: She wore the same thing to her junior prom.

Rejected: T-shirt designed by Rorschach.

1 comment:

Simon Jester said...

OK, I'll say it again. They're all good one-liners, but I still think the rejected ones are the funnier.