Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.
Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.
Katherine Heigl
Accepted: She won't get Knocked Up in that coat!
Rejected: Look through a microscope and you'll see the same pattern.
Cynthia Nixon
Accepted: Her tailor was well-trained in upholstery.
Rejected: Never buy a coat from the homeless.
Amy Poehler
Accepted: She wore the same thing to her junior prom.
Rejected: T-shirt designed by Rorschach.
1 comment:
OK, I'll say it again. They're all good one-liners, but I still think the rejected ones are the funnier.
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