Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.
Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.
Anne Hathaway
Rejected: What a UPS driver should wear to the Oscars.
Molly Simms
Rejected: That dress must be a big hit with cats.
Rejected: When did she become a Fembot?
Rumor Willis
Accepted: Punk'd by her stylist?
Rejected: It's Hee-Hawful.
Heather Mills
Rejected: Perfect for selling real estate in 1976.
Rejected: She needs to go on Shopping With the Stars.
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