John McCain may not know much about the economy, but any man who marries a hot babe worth 100 million dollars certainly knows economics.
Cindy McCain, heiress to a beer distributor fortune, didn't have to marry a broke senator from Arizona. She could have easily hooked up with an equally rich dude who really liked Bud Light. Instead, she chose to spend her life with a balding, hot-tempered former prisoner of war. Either McCain is a really great guy or he has a really big member... or both. What else could explain this several decades long union?
I think having a first lady who has made mega-bucks from beer sales is uber Americana. I just hope, if elected, the new White House occupants don't shy away from the family business.
Clydesdales on the south lawn, I say! Dollar draughts before each press conference! Interns wearing "Drink. Pee. Repeat." T-shirts!
After eight years of W and Laura going to bed at 9, the White House might be Party Central again. You can bet Bill Clinton will be there... without Hillary, of course.
Thursday, April 3, 2008
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