Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.
Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.
Kate Benkinsale
Rejected: Why wear heels when you can just float?
Amy Sedaris
Accepted: Instead of rolling up the sleeves, roll up the whole outfit!
Rejected: From the ankles down,it's nice.
Kate Hudson
Accepted: Throw that dress in the Hudson River!
Rejected: On an ugly couch, it's camouflage.
Vanessa Williams
Accepted: Makes you long for the days when she posed naked!
Rejected: All she needs is a Prom King.
1 comment:
I'm beginning to really doubt my sense of humor. I like the rejected ones best.
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