Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Rejected Us Weekly Fashion Police Jokes 8

I have been a Top Cop for Us Weekly's Fashion Police since 2001. (Why do men always call it "U.S." Weekly even when they see it spelled with a big "U" and a small "s"?)

Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.

Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.

Kate Benkinsale

Rejected: Why wear heels when you can just float?

Amy Sedaris

Accepted: Instead of rolling up the sleeves, roll up the whole outfit!

Rejected: From the ankles down,it's nice.

Kate Hudson

Accepted: Throw that dress in the Hudson River!

Rejected: On an ugly couch, it's camouflage.

Vanessa Williams

Accepted: Makes you long for the days when she posed naked!

Rejected: All she needs is a Prom King.

1 comment:

Simon Jester said...

I'm beginning to really doubt my sense of humor. I like the rejected ones best.