Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.
Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.
Natalie Portman
Accepted:Star Wars VII: Revenge of the Scissors.
Rejected:Perfect if you're a cult leader.
Kim Cattrall:
Accepted:Let's hope there's not one of those in the front.
Rejected:Frederick's of Oldywood.
Nicole Kidman
Rejected:What a witch wears to her baby shower.
Rejected:The fetus is wearing a shirt that says "I'm with stupid!"
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