Monday, March 17, 2008

Going For The Threepeat!

Former New Jersey Govenor, Jim McGreevey aka Jim Bad McDreamy aka Jim Full Of McSteamy now stands idly by and watches-- apparently he's into that sort of thing-- as his ex-driver claims to have had threesomes with the Gay American and the ex-Mrs. Gay American.

Dina Matos McGreevey-- who for some inexplicable reason still uses her married name-- denies the allegations.

According to third wheel/accusator Teddy Pedersen, the wrestling matches took place at the end of the work week after a lovely dinner at TGI Fridays. If the story is true, you would think Mrs. McGreevey would have at least chosen Applebee's because their slogan is "Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood." (Gosh, how the McGreevey/Pedersen group must have giggled when the hostess asked, "Are there three in your party?")

I don't know if this story is true and, quite frankly, I don't care if this story is true. But any man who would allow this sordid tale to be used in a custody battle deserves to lose his child. It's bad enough the little girl has to grow up with the image of her father having sex with strange men in an alley behind a synogogue, now she'll never be able to listen to the song "Thank God It's Friday" by Love and Kisses without bursting into tears.

As a New Jersey resident, I continue to be embarrassed by our former first family. As a fan of twosomes, I find the idea of threesomes to be a bit... creepy. And, as a fan of ethnic food, I can't figure out why anybody would want to eat at TGI Fridays.

Plus, if my husband ever said it was acceptable for me to sleep with another man-- whether he watched or not-- I would kick his ass from here to Trenton. I'm sorry, there is something wrong with a male who isn't slightly jealous or territorial about his woman. Either he's gay or he's gay. Ashley Baia

1 comment:

Simon Jester said...

I gather it was safe sex. Seat belts were involved and there was full air-bag deployment.