Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.
Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.
Joy Bryant
Accepted:She can dust the red carpet while she poses.
Rejected:Looks like the bride and the groom on a wedding cake!
Kate Hudson
Rejected:Her uniform from Fairy Princess School.
Rejected:A set of scrubs from Wood Nymph General Hospital.
Joss Stone
Accepted:A float is missing from the gay pride parade.
Rejected:Test pattern for the Playboy Channel!
Hayden Panettiere
Rejected:Save the cheerleader, save the fashion world.
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