Friday, February 29, 2008

Rejected Us Weekly Fashion Police Jokes 7

I have been a Top Cop for Us Weekly's Fashion Police since 2001. (Why do men always call it "U.S." Weekly even when they see it spelled with a big "U" and a small "s"?)

Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.

Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.

Joy Bryant

Accepted:She can dust the red carpet while she poses.

Rejected:Looks like the bride and the groom on a wedding cake!

Kate Hudson

Rejected:Her uniform from Fairy Princess School.

Rejected:A set of scrubs from Wood Nymph General Hospital.

Joss Stone

Accepted:A float is missing from the gay pride parade.

Rejected:Test pattern for the Playboy Channel!

Hayden Panettiere

Rejected:Save the cheerleader, save the fashion world.

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