Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.
(I am currently on the road and do not have access to a scanner. So, if you want to see the other pictures you'll have to look at the actual magazine.)

Claudia Schiffer
Accepted: What a pilgrim would wear to the Playboy mansion.
Diane Lane
Rejected: She makes the Jolly Green Giant's little green, sprout.
Erykah Badu
Rejected:Urkel had a sex change?
Veronica Webb
Rejected:Hefty bags now in holiday colors!
Claire Danes
Rejected:From Shopgirl to flopgirl. (That one was my tribute to Mr. Blackwell.)
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1 comment:
Traci, recently I read somewhere online that the 'Us' in Us Weekly stood for United States Weekly.
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