There are a surprising number of religious messages along America's highways, but these actually have a sense of humor. People who spread the word of God are rarely known for their ability to write jokes.
If you must curse, use your own name.-- GodYou have to give them credit for being clever.
Big Bang Theory, you've got to be kidding.-- God
You think it's hot here?-- God
My husband and I have decided that these billboards are ripe for parody. So, if we win the Mega Millions lottery tonight, we're going to spend the first check on billboards spreading the word of Dog.
The possibilities are endless.
Did you just spell "walk?"-- DogUnlike the creator of the God Billboards, we will not remain anonymous.
Because I can, that's why.-- Dog
Stop blaming that on me.-- Dog
3 comments:
the word of dog. brilliant :}
There's a great book of poetry by dogs. I think it's by poets who have dogs, and they write poems their dogs would write (if they could write).
It's very funny, on purpose, and the best one I remember is:
You gonna eat that?
You gonna eat that?
You gonna eat that?
I'll eat that.
Looking forward to seeing you in Minnesota!
Rick
Great minds think alike?
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